Why does that sound a little bit rude, Vix

? Do you imagine that the sheets float a few inches from the bed or are so stiff that they lay unmoving on the top

I knew someone with a water bed and yes, the sheets do move with the ripples (still sounds vaguely rude

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While on the subject, Egyptian cotton is not brilliant quality just because it's cotton and you buy it in Egypt. We couldn't find anything in Cairo when we looked a few years ago though no doubt that's all changed. A lot of the good stuff goes for export. The thread count is what matters - the higher the count, the better the quality. (i have a feeling that I'm telling you something you already know

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(Reading through this post i sound very patronising but I don't mean to be


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