<sigh> Why do I bother paying insurance premiums when they fight me for any claim I put in?
On a good note I now have another witness to my car crash who agrees with me that the BIG purple lorry DID jump the red traffic light just before he hit me. So his solicitors can eat their threatening letters. Which leads me onto a joke..... What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common? They both have 1 in 50 million chance of becoming a human being!!!!
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